Here's To My Sweet Satan


casually turned plans into just coming over to my house so I won’t have to change out of my sweatpants

when i’m making plans with people and they ask me to think of something to do I just let out the most dramatic sigh


My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.


a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop



i dont understand why people like sleeping so much

its a free trial of death